"Hey man, Dean’s a human again so I’m gonna… go out for a bit… Get some fresh air… Um, because Dean needs food and I need to go get him food… yeah I’m gonna go find a bag of cholesterol… Or something. You know. Give you two some time alone. To talk. And then I’m gonna get hella wasted and these walls are pretty thick so I probably won’t hear your… conversation."

Please let season ten be the season where Sam’s excuses to leave Dean and Cas alone get so flimsy that he’s finally like, “I have somewhere less sexually tense to be and it’s urgent, peace out.”