so i deal with a lot of mystery titles at work and it got me thinking of a noir AU where 2014!cas is a cynical PI and dean is the precinct cop who pulls the short straw and is tasked with getting “that hack to stop interfering with real police work”
Just an ordinary day for Stiles and the Nogitsune :D
How to be a cool kid according to Derek Hale.
EYEBROWS INTENSIFY - TAKE TWO!
In celebration of me never getting anything ever (hahaha *sob*) have a possible continuation of this with a Valentine’s Day twist! Even though Cosmo Magazine is full of crap, I think Derek somehow pulled it off!
♥ Other Derek Hale-themed ideas for the card (and puns): ♥
- Have some chocolate while eyebrows this card
- His eyebrows are so thick because that’s where he hides his love
- ‘The Wild Hair of Love’
- His eyebrows may disappear when he wolfs out, but his love does not
- ‘3 Hairs Short of a Unibrow: A Timeless Love Story’
- His eyebrows say ‘no’, but his dick says ‘hella’
Aaaaaand finally, a haiku:
Coarse and strong they sit
Like furrows, they sink downward
His glare is scary
♥ HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! ♥
jotting down ideas
dereks face here pleases me
also must learn to better draw eyebrows derp